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Some quotes that make me laugh, and two that make me warm inside with all the love and one from season 10. So *spoilers* if you haven't seen season 1, 2, 4, 6, and 10.

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JACK: I got some people on it. Where's Marty?

TEAL'C: He became insistant in his demands for medication.

MARTIN: (Knocking on door) Uh --- Murrey? Listen, uh --- I'm REALLY Sorry I
tried to bite you, and I realize it was totally out of line , but I was
wondering if I could come out now? Or I could just stay in here. That's good
too. It's just, I'm getting a little dizzy.

-- Point of No Return - season 4

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JACKSON: wait, wait, wait, wait…we're talking about a baby here right?

VALA: oh…she's been genetically altered she'll be a fully grown figure head in a day or so. *turns* if she takes after her mother she'll have a pretty good figure too…

JACKSON: this is bad.

VALA: you're telling me…origins about to become a lot more appealing to the males of this galaxy

-- Flesh and blood - season 10

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O'NEILL: Teal'c… Ahh. Teal'c, I can't see.

TEAL'C: I am blinded as well. It will pass.

O'NEILL: What the hell was that?

TEAL'C: A Goa'uld shock grenade. Though extremely painful, its effects are temporary.

O'NEILL: That's good to hear.

Jack puts his hand down behind him which happens to be on Sam's face. She bites him, hard.

O'NEILL: Ow! God! Ow!

CARTER: Colonel? Sorry, sir. It's just so dark.

O'NEILL: Oh, Carter! It's all right. I like your attitude.

DANIEL: It isn't dark. We're blind. And we failed.

O'NEILL: All right, take it easy Daniel. We've been in worse situations than this.

TEAL'C: Not to my knowledge.

O'NEILL: Thanks Teal'c.

DANIEL: Right now, they're getting ready to wipe out the major cities of Earth. They'll do it from orbit, out of reach.

O'NEILL: Daniel..

DANIEL: Jack, I've already been through this once before. I've seen this before.

O'NEILL: Daniel, will you relax? You've been through it before and you survived. We're just having a bad day.

CARTER: Colonel, I think I'm starting to see something.

TEAL'C: My sight returns as well.

O'NEILL: Now that's what I wanna hear. Carter, if someone comes in here, you bite `em in the hand.

CARTER: Yes, sir. [smiles]

-- The Serpent's Lair - season 2

^ another one of my favorites.

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Daniel: Jack! There you are. Going on the Internet to do a little research on Australopithecus, and (sees O'Neill's shoulder) wow, what happened to you?

O'Neill: Oh, I - got in a little wrestling match with Carter.

Daniel: Why?

O'Neill: I guess she's got whatever Johnson's got. Had to drag her off to the infirmary.

Daniel: What, did she start a fight with you, like Johnson did with Teal'c?

O'Neill: No, she, uh - tried to seduce me.

Daniel: Oh. You... poor man.

O'Neill: No, it wasn't like that. She was like a wild animal. She was nuts.

Daniel: Well, is she all right? I should go see her.

O'Neill: Why?

Daniel: What do you mean, 'why?' Because I care about her.

He starts to go, but O'Neill grabs him by the collar of his jacket.

O'Neill: You care about her? What's that mean?

Daniel: It means I care about her, she's my friend. Now let (tries to pull away) - go!

O'Neill: She's not yours to care about.

Daniel: What the hell are you talking about?

O'Neill: I'm talking about Samantha. You just stay away from her, okay?

-- Broca Divide - season 1

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Daniel: Jack! There you are. Going on the Internet to do a little research on Australopithecus, and (sees O'Neill's shoulder) wow, what happened to you?

O'Neill: Oh, I - got in a little wrestling match with Carter.

Daniel: Why?

O'Neill: I guess she's got whatever Johnson's got. Had to drag her off to the infirmary.

Daniel: What, did she start a fight with you, like Johnson did with Teal'c?

O'Neill: No, she, uh - tried to seduce me.

Daniel: Oh. You... poor man.

O'Neill: No, it wasn't like that. She was like a wild animal. She was nuts.

Daniel: Well, is she all right? I should go see her.

O'Neill: Why?

Daniel: What do you mean, 'why?' Because I care about her.

He starts to go, but O'Neill grabs him by the collar of his jacket.

O'Neill: You care about her? What's that mean?

Daniel: It means I care about her, she's my friend. Now let (tries to pull away) - go!

O'Neill: She's not yours to care about.

Daniel: What the hell are you talking about?

O'Neill: I'm talking about Samantha. You just stay away from her, okay?


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DANIEL: I haven't left your side Teal'c. And I'm not
going to. That's a promise.

-- The Changeling - season 6

^ I love the Teal'c/Daniel friendship
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O’NEILL’S VOICE (over comms): Hello. Testing, testing. One, two. One, two, one, two, testing. Helloooo? Is this thing on?

DANIEL: Jack?

THOR: O’Neill, can you hear us?

O’NEILL’S VOICE: Hey! Hey, guys! What’s goin’ on?

THOR: Your mind has been interfaced with the ‘Daniel Jackson’.

O'NEILL: What?

DANIEL: What?!

TEAL'C: The name of Thor’s ship is ‘Daniel Jackson’.

(Daniel looks aghast.)

THOR: All the information in the ship’s computer is available to you.

O’NEILL’S VOICE: Ah, right, here we go. Ah, this is cool. I can pretty much do anything I want, can’t I?

(The lights go on and off several times.)

THOR: O’Neill.

O’NEILL’S VOICE: What? Oh. Sorry.(The lights come back on.)

-- New Order part 2 - season 8

^this just makes me laugh so hard everytime I watch the scene.

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