angelfireeast (angelfireeast) wrote in stargatequotes,

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Some quotes for '200' and 'Sci Fi Inside: Stargate SG-1’s 200th Episode', so spoiler warning for anyone who hasn't seen those two. And one from 'Camelot' (season 9). It's just stuff I find funny.


Sam: What, you spent seven years on MacGuyver and you can’t figure this one out? We ... we got belt buckles and shoelaces and a piece of gum – build a nuclear reactor, for cryin’ out loud. You used to be MacGuyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick, now you’re Mr MacUseless! [The crew giggles as Rick looks round at the camera. Amanda laughs and addresses the camera.] Dear God – I’m stuck on a glacier with MacGuyver!

[The crew laugh and applaud.]

-- Outtake from “Solitudes” - season one


THOR (dressed up for the 200th episode): Hello, and welcome to “Sci Fi Inside: Stargate SG-1’s 200th Episode” starring ... me.

AMANDA TAPPING: The Asgard puppet is a bit of a prima donna. He has, like, an entourage of at least five people. Bit of a sexual deviant. He harasses women. (She rolls her eyes in an annoyed way.) It’s what he does. He’s touched my bum on more than one occasion and claimed that he didn’t know he was doing it. “I couldn’t feel it,” he said, “through my rubber hands.” I don’t know. I think he’s a liar.

(Thor laughs evilly.)

-- Sci Fi Inside: Stargate SG-1’s 200th Episode 


BEN BROWDER: Mitchell has a catchphrase. And it’s, uh, “What?” That’s it. That’s pretty much it. That’s me: “What?”

-- Sci Fi Inside: Stargate SG-1’s 200th Episodeo


BEN BROWDER: Doing sci-fi’s fantastic. You know, you get to play and do things that you wouldn’t get to do on a cop show or a lawyer show or a doctor show. Yeah, you just go out, you blow up a planet, you kiss the alien babe. It’s ... it’s all good.

-- Sci Fi Inside: Stargate SG-1’s 200th Episode


MICHAEL SHANKS: Oh, God. I haven’t got the full death count. I know about ... of about four, maybe five deaths on camera. I think Spader died in the original movie. Um, I died, supposedly, in the first season of the show. And I died, of course, for good in Season five. Came back, died again in Season eight. Uh, what are we up to now? Is that ... I don’t know. I lost count on my fingers. There’s about, you know, I’d say five. Maybe, you know, there’s a vague sixth death in there somewhere. I’ve ascended twice ... and counting, of course. And, apparently, there’s something interesting in store for the character this year that people don’t know about, which I won’t, um, get into detail about. But there’s supposedly something that’s not death, not ascension. Somewhere in between. (He smiles mysteriously at the camera, wiggling his fingers in a mysterious way.)

-- Sci Fi Inside: Stargate SG-1’s 200th Episode


[SCENE: Daniel closes a book, behind him Mitchell is sitting back with his feet propped up, sleeping.]

DANIEL: That's it…[glances behind himself, at Mitchell, lifts the book and drops it on the ground, Mitchell sitting up instantly]* sorry… didn't mean to wake you.

MITCHELL: no…uh…I wasn't sleeping… I was kel'noreeming. Teal'c taught me the fundamentals…

DANIEL: [making notes] Did he mention you should remain conscious in the process?

MITCHELL: yeah…I'm still working on the basics [gets up] so…you got something?

-- Camelot - season nine
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