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Teal'c quotes

Jack: Say something.

Teal'c: One small step for Jaffa.

Jack: Very nice.

-- Nemesis (1) - season 3

^ I just watched this episode today and I couldn't stop laughing at his line. I love Teal'c :D

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Sam: Why don't you try a glass of warm milk?

Teal'c: I would prefer not to consume bovine lactose at any temperature.

-- The Changeling - season 6


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AND FINALLY SOME JOKES FROM TEAL'C
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Jack: Teal'c, you don't have to stick around.

Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me.

Jack: Wild horses, Teal'c. It's... that's a joke. You told a joke. Don't make me laugh.

-- Message in a Bottle - season 2

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Jack: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.

Teal'c: I will attempt to translate one. A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips. (Teal'c starts laughing as everyone stares)

-- Seth - season 3
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